I don’t have any views on interior design other than “stick a dead fox on it!!
That is why you are in a plastic box and we are drinking wine.
—*Watching a hamster eating poo*
‘Parentheses’, that would be a good name for a child. It sounds mythic, like ‘Hercules’.
I have ex-mucus-y flu face!!
I feel sad that I can’t tuck my flaps into my jacket.
I’ll just be sat in the prostitute holding area with nothing to do.
I kinda want to sleep with Vijaya just because I’m kind of turned on by the name.
—Watching the Million Pound Drop
*holds arms like a t-rex* Is this why dinosaurs can’t make coffee?
- [Name Censored]: Yay, I got 100 likes on something on facebook.
- Becky: 100 likes does not equal a love.