January 2012
9 posts
“I’m like a mystery, wrapped inside an enigma, wrapped inside a turkey. Or,...”
– A bit of self-reflection.
“What’s cum made of? Does it have any meat or vegetable products in it?”
“I am not a believer in fisting.”
“I’d give her my clitoris on a necklace! Bitch gets what she wants!”
– Talking about Scarlett Johansson.
“It never occurred to me before that a parent can’t be younger than their...”
Becky: What's a quail?
Me: A small bird.
Becky: Oh, so not like a whale, then?
“Your personality and my vagina can be friends.”
Chris: This guy jizzed in a glass and it stayed there for ages.
Becky: Did it grow babies?
“I’m literally going to have to go and violently masturbate to a Derren...”
