I’m like a mystery, wrapped inside an enigma, wrapped inside a turkey. Or,...– A bit of self-reflection.
What’s cum made of? Does it have any meat or vegetable products in it?
I am not a believer in fisting.
I’d give her my clitoris on a necklace! Bitch gets what she wants!– Talking about Scarlett Johansson.
It never occurred to me before that a parent can’t be younger than their...
Becky: What's a quail?
Me: A small bird.
Becky: Oh, so not like a whale, then?
Your personality and my vagina can be friends.
Chris: This guy jizzed in a glass and it stayed there for ages.
Becky: Did it grow babies?
I’m literally going to have to go and violently masturbate to a Derren...